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Well, first of all gender is perceived. This perception bars me from being entertained by geisha. Its not that Im sad about it, I just had never realized my limitations as a woman in that particular way.
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This guy I used to date, who hounded me in High School (and got his later when I was in college,) has recently married the frumpy sad excuse for a lady who also went to our high school and lost her virginity most probably on their wedding night and probably made the guy pray before they fucked. DAMN does it make me depressed. Thinking about the people that date the same people I date makes me sick. Pretty much just a bunch of gross fatties or hopelessly sad loser homos.
 
I mean don't go around thinking about it all the time, it's not something that I want to revisit really, but when I meet new people and I'm trying to describe how desperately ugly my exboyfriends are and there's such a thing as facebook, you know. It just happens. And my fucking coworker doesnt even use Facebook she uses the government website for Ramsey county that lists all of the arrests for people. It makes me look like such a fag, you know?

So there was a point about 3 years ago when I was cool with most of the exes. If I had any reason to find them it was very easy, they were most likely my myspace friends or some dumb shit. But now everybody's blocked me. And god dammit, it's like they think I'm gonna stalk them. No! I just want to show my new friends how ugly you are. Can't I at least do that? Jesus H Christ. Is the H for Hova?

Anyway.

I had this scary dream last night where my dad got killed by zombie ghosts and so did the rest of our family except they werent my real family they were just some blonde people but it still made me sad because they were relying on me to save them! 

And for the record it's not like they specifically blocked me their profiles are all friends only but still, how depressing to not be able to at least find them, laugh at their shitty lives with my friends and feel better about myself? Seriously it's so depressing.

So in closing I hope that all my exboyfriends have super shitty lives forever. Except Parker.

The End
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Age:26
Height:5' 3
Hair Color:black
Eye Color:green
School Life
What's your school's mascot?millers
School color(s)?orange and blue
G.P.A.?like 3.2 or something
Who is your favorite teacher?dont got none a them no more
What do they teach?i learn nothing!
Is this your favorite class?NO CLASS
Internet
Do you use any instant messengers?aim
If so, which ones?aim
About how many hours a day do you spend online?its always signed on
Do you have a digital camera?i used to have one but i broke it
If so, do you post pictures of yourself online?not really
Music
Do you play any instruments?im the voice over on your play station 2
If so, what one(s)?piano, flute sorta
3 Favorite Genres Of Music:grind, glam, pop
3 Favorite Bands:ghoul, roxy music, matt and kim
Do you go to concerts and/or shows?orchestra last week, beethoven, before that not so much
What is the most you've ever spent on a concert/show?like twenty bucks
What is the least you've ever spent?cheap as free
Do you think buying merch at a concert then wearing it there is corny?nope where else you gonna put it? in your locker? fag
Do you listen to any bands that you'd be ashamed to admit to listening to?yeah in front of certain people totally
Did you notice the grammatical error in question 29?i had not noticed
Word Association
Blue:balls
Camera:guy
Boy:suit
Pretty:wasted
Pants:ghost
Music:shwarma
God:damn
Sweater:vest
Live Journal:balls
MTV:snookie
Labels:
Do you think labels are dumb?that is so fuckin vague
Why or why not?what the fuck
What do people label you as?punk i think
How/Why did you get this label?cause im metal and god hates me and thinks its funny
Which Is Worse?
Physical Pain/Emotional Pain?physical
Blink-182/Good Charlotte?182
Being Deaf/Being Blind?deaf
Being Bored/Rushing around because you have too much to do?too much to do
Losing your dominant leg/Losing your dominant arm?no amputations no no no
Love
Do you believe theres a difference between "love" and "in love"?nope people are chimps
Is it better to have loved and lossed than to have never loved at all?haha lossed
Are you romantic?pretty much i guess
Are you in a relationship now?yeah
If so, for how long?comin up on four years
If not, how long have you been single?i was single for a little bit of that
Are you a virgin?hells no
What song describes your love life right now?hamer smashed face
Ranomosity
War: Good or Bad?bad mostly
What do you think of designer labels?love me some kors
Who's skankier: Britney Spears or Paris Hilton?paris hilton holy craaaap
What is it with guys and cars?fuck this
Do you sing?often
If so, what part (Soprano 1,Alto 2, et cetera)?i do not know these things about singing
Kiss or hug?NO TOUCHING
What color is your room?white cause its an apt we can paint
How old is your mom?30 years older than me
Black and white or color photos?color
Who cuts your hair?me
What color is your toothbrush?i have no idea
What color is your hair brush?grey
What kind of hair products do you use?garnier
Is K-Mart just the poor man's Wal-Mart?no
Are you sXe?"wtf? Oh, one of those "clever" uses of online shortcuts with the letter "x"." <- this person doesn't know about straight edge, good for them
Are you sexy?yes
What color to people tells you looks nice on you?pastels, fuck people
What color do you think looks nice on you?all the colors al at the same time
Clothes shopping or grocery shopping?clothes omg
Who do you sit with at lunch?
Do you like the sound of your own voice when you hear it played back?i have always hated it
Who has the nicest speaking voice that you know?me, people tell me that my speaking voice totally rules suck ittt
What is the website for one of your favorite bands?ghoulunatics
Do you prefer to date people younger, older, or the same age as you?dont care
Do you listen to songs on repeat often?yes often
Who was the last person you hung out with?pete
What did you and that person do?whole lotta nothin and liquor
Do you use internet shorthand (i.e. "lol", "brb", "jk", et cetera)?roflmaoshttdbartnno = rollin on the floor laughing my ass off so hard that the dog barked and ruined the next door neighbors orgasm
How often do you bathe?on average maybe once every three days
Are you a people-pleaser?i am a fascist
Do you dye your hair regularly?yeah
What about your eyebrows?yeah
Do you wear makeup?not every day
If you answered "yes", to #96, are you female?these arent numbered
Do you buy CDs edited or unedited?i like me some swears
Can you beatbox?everybody can do that shit
Does your mom like the song "Hey Ya" by OutKast?yeah probably

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everybody never uses livejournal
its an old journal thing
strive to live life instead of journal
cornflakes cornflakes
cornflakes cornflakes
cornflakes cornflakes

oh shit i am such a good rapper, reprezent


1.what kind of first impression do you think people have when they first see you? people think i am younger than i am, generally, and i have heard that i am intimidating but thats probably bullshit too

2. what's one thing you like to do alone? look at porno

3. what is your favorite line to say when bored? mendokuse na, obviously, the internet knows

4. What movie made you cry? that perfect storm movie and when everybody gets together in anchorman and sings or is that some other movie? well anyway when people sing in parades that really gets the old eye faucets spurting

6. Do you ever have to beg? i am too proud

7. what kind of books do you like to read? of the comic variety and short stories

8. do you think you're cute? yes most likely

9. do you have a problem changing clothes in front of your friends? pete's pretty much my only friend and thats why i wouldnt change in front of him, but id change anywhere i am no prude

10. favorite communication method? i try to get up into the tallest tree around and expand my gullet as far as it will go and then hoot at the top of my lungs

11. do you care who reads this? if anybody reads this lol

12. what do you eat when you raid the fridge at night? very small portions, im not trying to be fat okay

13. if you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done? i dunno, nothing really. maybe a skin lazer thingie so its nicer but im cool with my body

15. describe your bed? like... full, oak, futon frame with full mattress and some brown and blue plaid sheets and a brown stripey zebra or something comforter and also occasionally a blue plaid wool blanket on top of that

16. spontaneous or planned? like thats a thing you can decide about

17. do you know how to play poker? no fucking fuck playing cards, loser

18. what do you carry with you at all times? guilt. no jk, my drivers license obviously

19. what do you miss most about being little? nothing i had no rights and i was pissed about it

20. i wrote this question: what is a tree most useful for? building homes

21.how much would it take to give up the internet for 1 year? nothing i dont even have internet at my place and havent had it for a year so there take that, question

22. what color is your bedroom? red and tan

23. have you ever been in a play? school plays

24. do you like yourself and believe in yourself? i mean thats a pretty complicated question there, i like me a lot, sure, and i believe that i can do the things i can do and cant do the things i cant such as skydive correctly. for that you need an expert like roger

25. do homeless, or starving people sometimes annoy you? they dont annoy me so much as i just dont know how to ignore them without coming off as a dick, so i do meet with difficulties when confronted with them

26. do you consider yourself to be a nice person? nope and i dont think other people think im very nice, either 


29. what is your ideal marriage location? on a pile of money thats alllll mine who cares about the wedding

30. whats one instrument you wish you could play? geetar

31. something you like and hate? having had sex with more than one person 

32. whats one language you want to learn? all of them

34. have you ever pierced your body parts? thats such a weird question. i did my ears myself, i guess.

35. do you have any tattoos? yeah two

36. would you admit to getting plastic surgery if confronted? sure

37. whats one trait you hate in a person? when they love sports a lot and talk about them all the time and treat you like youre lacking in life skils if you dont know stuff about sports, fuck a motherfuckin sports

38. do you consider yourself materialistic? in terms of the world? yeah i am. in terms of america? im a damn zen minimalist. i throw things way, i give things away, i dont hoarde

39. what do you cook best? healthy stuff

40. do you cry in front of your friends? no probably not, maybe


oh i guess thats it.
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i want a girl with soft hair who is tough but sweet. she use a hammer to pound meat she cook steak for dinner and I love to eat

fuck your mom and your dad
yeah they know im so bad
smoke drugs fuck your ass
but actually im rad
i take that jailbait pussy
and i slam it on my missile launcher
because my dick is a missile launcher
yeah you know it
shove her on that shit
then i fuck her til i quit
launch a missile quick
dip out like a prick

THATS MY LIFE
FUCK A WIFE
I GOT A KNIFE!
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This is a rap about the economy being bad:

bitches and hoes
hold they nose
lookin thru tha dumpster
for baby clothes

economy sucks
sale on butt fucks
half price tricks
for all the dirty dicks
 
cant afford to cum
get sucked off by a bum


Ok that's all I got. Happy recession!
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Jan 18 1945

The Auschwitz Death March began.

Thanks, Rotten.com!
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